- Loki: I have an army.
- Tony: We have a Hulk.
- Loki: My army is made of Tumblr fangirls.
- Tony:
- Loki:
- Tony:
- Loki:
- Tony: ...shit.
- Steve: No problem.
- Tony: Why are you undressing me?
- Steve: Trust me.
Anonymous asked you: You should make a picture of Thor hugging Loki and singing Set Fire to the Rain.
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FUCK THESE ARE CUTE!
where are the master assassins though?
They’re smart enough not to run off the fucking cliff in the first place.
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back on asgard they called him thor “disco sleeves” odinson
and if you ever get a chance, you should ask him how he earned that nickname
it’s a hell of a tale
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“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around in our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.
remember that fluff-loaded comic I drew earlier? yep.
this is mainly for the benefit of -lazarus
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